Resurrectional Apolytikia;

1.Computers can interface with any other computer regardless of the
manufacturer or galaxy where it originated. (See "Independence Day".)

2.The more high-tech the equipment, the more buttons it will have. (See
"Aliens".)

3.Searches on the internet will always return what you are looking for no
matter how vague your keywords are. (See "Mission Impossible", Tom Cruise
searches with keywords like "file" and "computer" and 3 results are
returned.)

4.You can also infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing "UPLOAD VIRUS". (See "Fortress".)

5.You may bypass "PERMISSION DENIED" message by using the "OVERRIDE"
function. (See "Demolition Man".)

6.If you display a file on the screen and someone deletes the file, it also
disappears from the screen (See "Clear and Present Danger").

7.Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be
accomplished in under three seconds. Movie modems usually appear to
transmit data at the speed of two gigabytes per second.

8.A hacker is always able to break into the most sensitive computer in the
world by guessing the secret password in two tries.

(Concept adopted From The Wall Street Journal)