The girl who blogs.....

The girl who blogs.....
Jul 8, 2010

Sinners Against Gender Stereotypes

Posted by Quintessence Of Illusion

First time when i saw this tag i thought maybe its some kind of test to find out if people are bisexual or not.lol.Jokes apart...i just loved the idea and fun quotient of this tag.For the 1st time i have things to write as in my non-fanciful and oxymoronic views(as know cares about them this is a great opportunity for me to vent them out in public-and you are free not to read them).
Anyways Thanks to My friend Samadrita for tagging me(i have many similarities with you regarding this gender stereotype thing)...


Well now let me begin...My unfeminine side has been mistaken to be my quirkiness quite a number of times(im not starting a debate regarding that)...so it goes as...


1.I hate PINK-the colour makes me feel nauseatic.Dont know why, but my eyes start aching whenever i see it....i just have 2 pink tees and those were purchased by my mom(as i cant throw them they only add colour to my cupboard)and pink dolls???? dont gimme nightmares now...




2.I have climbed up trees,broken window panes in my "Batsman-mode" ,tried my luck as a soccer player with my locality guys,a brown-belt holder in karate,played pranks on evryone possible,had an inherent potential to irritate a person to death(which im currently trying to bloom by practicing rigorously on you readers).In short i was a menace and a pain-in- the -posterior for most of my neighbours,friends and relatives.




3.I love romcoms(You have got Mail and A Lot Like Love tops the list),but at the same time i love action and mafia movies too..From Godfather to Terminator i love them all...
Punchline:Sometimes even if you are mesmerised with words like felicity and get fascinated everytime when Darcy is about to propose Elizabeth,you can still go under the mattress...lol




4.I never enjoy romantic novels...(psst...lemme tell you a secret ive never read a single mills and boons crap...)I hate perfect men,who bore girls to death with thier-" i dont check out other girls","you are my dream girl",candle-light dinners(most of the people accidentally eat flies beacuse of the prevailing darkness) and red roses(im allergic to roses...aaccho)...and behave like puppy dogs in those novels...
*Come on guys grow up*



5.Being a girl i have some basic feminine traits like...i love applying kohl and lip gloss...but i hate make-up(infact i dont even know how to apply make-up)....i fail to understand the concept of painting ones face with
green,orange,blue and what not(Even Marilyn Manson would get complex seeing these people)....its high time you girls realise its not halloween...and if you really cant do without it just drop in your resume at Ram Gopal Vermas office...you people really need him...or maybe he needs people like you as he makes movies like Agyaat,Aag and Phoonk.




6.I hate accessories of any kind(execpt for watches...i never go out without wearing a watch...but dont get a false impression that im punctual and never late...)right from earings to bangles i dislike them all....im always in awe and astonishment when i see girls/women wearing heavy,suffocating jewellery...i mean whats the point in torturing oneself like that...Take for example social gatherings.....all the aunties literally exhibit thier jewelleries to indicate thier husbands income...*how can people be so silly*...i think instead of flaunting thier PC Chandra collection they should try and find out if their husband's female-assistants have similar ornaments(no offence...but this works).




7.When it comes to music my preferences differ from my other gal-pals...im not fond of pop(except for certain bands and singers...though they are few in number)...i swear by rock.....i just keep listening to Pink Floyd,GnR,Black Sabbath,Nirvana etc most of the times...though i dont like metal at the same time(except for progressive and goth)...Most of the pop songs dont interest me much and death metal stuff gives me migrane attacks..i once fainted while listening to Sepultura and once had a 7 days migrane attack after listening to Cannibal Corpse and Six feet under....i dont understand why do these people shout and scream so much.....and one personal question to them-"Do you people have dogs for lunch????? if not stop barking"
PS:I have no intentions of hurting people who love metal.Its your choice...But this is my blog...i can write anything i want.




8.Next i am not scared of lizards,spiders,cockroaches and stuff like that...Because i love insects...i used to pet grasshoppers and spiders when i was a kid...The point is whats there to be scared of those little innocent creatures...by shouting and jumping we scare them intead and those tiny beings run helter-skelter..moreover they can never eat us up...instead South-Asian people eat them up...So next time you see a cockroach just contemplate on who is eating whom...




9.Im not fond of kids...infact whenever i see kids,i bully them by pinching them and snatching their toys...and even if im not troubling them they dont like me much...they end up complaining their moms about me...what the heck..trust me im innocent.....*makes an innocent face*




10.I Love computer games....NFS,Freelancer and Prince Of Persia have been my favourite pastime..as a consequence ive damaged my pc....with its hard-disk crashing,OS malfunctioning and many other ailments....so it has found its place in our kitchen now...to tell you the truth ive developed this interest beacause i have the most horrendous net connection anyone can ever have.





So finally im done...I Can hear loads of "Thank God its over" sighs...Sit back...relax now...

10 comments:

Anish said...

you broke window-panes in batsman mode and climbed trees in batman mode :D

glad at least one girl see Mills and Boons as it is...and loved the way you kicked the metalheads' backsides...screaming is NOT music...it's annoying the hell out of a lot of people who never did them any wrong...

the post was really funny and entertaining...this tag really is a good one....

Aniruddh said...

a really interesting and a funny post,i must say!as for the metal singers,the black metal n death metal vocalists try to implicate the voice of Satan in their compositions,thus the screaming ,screeching and howling!and besides you wont be able to hear hear a meek emotional voice,over the heavy,power chords n the bass!they wont go together!its about the energy,either you feel it or you don't!;)

Arjit Srivastava said...

Tags, tags, everywhere? Where is this blogging world going? But, anyway, you did manage to make the over hyped tag funny.

Sayandeep Kundu said...
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Sayandeep Kundu said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.....awesome....
A brown-belt holder in karate?? sereche...no panga...D:
And your choice of music is just the same as mine...I really can't fathom why such growling with no melody whatsoever can ever be called music anyway ( as in death and black metal)

But quite recently I have listened to a new genre of metal-folk metal..this is something to savor.. truly.. Listen to Eluveitie..awesome.:)

NesQuarX said...

High Five for 6, 8, and 10!

Aniruddh said...

@sayandeep
eluveitie employs death/black metal vox!;)

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pRasad said...

Nice one..Liked the way you have written.. enjoyed reading :)

And yes.. I too keep wondering why do these people scream so much like mad?

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